I have begun to believe my mind is full of tiny little topics that act like pimples.

No one can predict the order they start to fester in, or when they’ll get ripe and burst.

Tuesday, 19 March 2013

Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire



The Fatal Diagnosis
and
AirTran Flight 297 is Just Bullsh*t

There’s an art to telling lies
There are good liars and lousy liars.
Good Lies and Bad Lies
Short Lies and Long Yarns
You will now get a sample of both
First
A Good Liar with a Goods Short Lie
Then
A Lousy Liar with a Long Bad Yarn

The Fatal Diagnosis

Just recently and elderly couple I know had to go to see a Doctor.
George was very unwell but he was deaf so his wife Ida went with him to act as his spokesperson and interpreter. The Doctor asked his questions; Ida signed them to George, and then told the doctor what George signed back in reply.

At the conclusion of his examination while George put his clothes back on,
The Doctor spoke to Ida in a very serious tone of voice

Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder.
If you don’t do the following he will surly die.
Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast
Be pleasant at all times.
For lunch make him a good nutritious meal
For dinner make him an especially nice meal.
No Chores.
No nagging.
Oh yes.
Most importantly have good sex several times a week.
Do this for the next year and he’ll be completely back in order.
The wife signed to her husband and they left.



When they got in the car he turned and signed to her
“Well. What did he say?”
She signed back:













“ You’re gonna die”.




OK Troops that was the good one, now for the baddie. I warned you. The other day I received an e-mail from my wife who had received it from her sister in New York. It was a well intentioned warning to all her friends about the Muslim Threat. If you are going to take a plane anywhere, think again. I read it and was shocked, but something didn’t smell right. The guy was too heroic! I warned you its A Long Bad Yarn and it is!
What follows now is simply an introduction. It’s just the lead of the e-mail and takes you up to the stewardess starting all the violence.

The sender of the e-mail stated that he had checked and verified it at Snopes so I checked him and he’s a liar.

The guy who wrote this knows it’s a lie, it’s discriminatory, and it is calculated to inspire and instill fear of Muslims. It presents a stereotyped behavioral fiction that verges on hate mail and it requests every patriotic American to share the fear and bigotry he promotes.


AirTran Flight 297 is Just Pure Bullsh*t,
It Came
From a Bigot who just got Busted

: Fw: Fwd: Cancelled flight- Please read...unbelievable...

Note. checked on this story and it is true. Unfortunately the main Media Hubs (i.e CNN, CBS, ABC& NBC ) did not air one single word of this incident. Is there a message here?

Wow!!! True?? According to snopes.Unbelievable!!

Please read entire story, we should be very, very concerned about this! And to think that Fox News was the only channel that reported this. They may be "politically incorrect", but at least they had the "balls" to report it. 

In my opinion, the Muslims are all getting very brave now. Read Tedd Petruna's story below.

Can you imagine, our own news media now are so politically correct that they are afraid to report that these were all Muslims?
Unbelievable. Thank God for people like Tedd Petruna.
Tedd Petruna is a diver at the NBL (Neutral Buoyancy Lab) facility at NASA
Houston . Tedd happened to be on the AirTran Flight 297, from Atlanta to Houston . Here's his report :


"One week ago, I went to
Ohio on business and to see my father. On Tuesday, the 17th, I returned home. If you read the papers the 18th you may have seen a blurb about where an Air Tran flight was canceled from Atlanta to Houston due to a man who refused to get off of his cell phone before take- off.. The story was only on Fox News. That was NOT what really happened.
I was seated in 1st class coming home. Eleven Muslim men got on the plane in full Muslim attire. Two of them sat in 1st class and the rest seated themselves throughout the plane, in coach class, all the way to the back. As the plane taxied out to the runway, the stewardesses gave the safety spiel that we are all so familiar with.
At that time, one of the men in 1st class, got on his cell and called one of his companions back in coach. He proceeded to talk on the phone in Arabic very loudly and very, very aggressively. This activity took the 1st stewardess out of action for she repeatedly told the man that cell phones were not permitted at that time. He ignored her as if she were not there.

Then the story gets good. He should make a movie for Steven Segal

You can see the entire piece and how it was torn apart at Snopes with the conflicting accounts of what actually happened to it at


Enjoy
Blaine