I have begun to believe my mind is full of tiny little topics that act like pimples.

No one can predict the order they start to fester in, or when they’ll get ripe and burst.

Friday, 21 September 2012

What is this “TheSmeeGoanGuy” Crap?



A Simple Explanation

Several of my readers have asked me that!
Most infer some connection to the “Goan Smee” joke that began this blog at New Years. There is:
Its similarity to The Harper Government.

They’re both laughable jokes.

The name was chosen primarily because it is unique, descriptive and an identifier.
Once understood: the name defines what you can expect from me and this blog
TheSmeeGoanGuy is not just a name it’s a contraction of 3 words:
The SmeeGoan Guy
Definition:
SmeeGoan:
Appears in all languages
Etymology: Ancient Native American Aboriginal
Pronunciation : IPA: /ˈsmēgōæn
Noun:
  1. A pain in the ass that won’t go away. i.e (haemorrhoidal horror, anal agony). You can bury 3 fingers but the itch is not scratchable
  2. A nagging bitch of a wife who just won’t quit harping about every negligible error you make with an eternal memory for nasty details or character flaws.

I hope I can live up to the name. It seems to be getting noticed.
Doubt me?
Google it.