DO I HAVE FRIENDS(?) ON FACEBOOK? NFW!
FRIENDS HELP EACH OTHER- YOU DON’T
TO YOU- MY SO CALLED FRIENDS
YOU WANT A RANT? YOU GOT ONE COMING
THIS IS DIRECTED AT YOU
Two Days ago I had a brainstorm that verged
on genius. I finally thought I had come up with a Request to all my Facebook
friends that would actually get a response. Several times before I have
requested your cooperation and help for some sort of mass action mailing as a
protest to an atrocity or to let some asshole know what you thought of them. Things
like the “Help Alexander Stewart mailing Request”was a failure I cannot
comprehend.
All I asked everyone to do was simply send
a prewritten e-mail to a Minister with copies to a mayor and a Police chief. It
was a simple task. I had written all the text all that had to be done was copy
and past a single E-maill address, the subject line, the text and hit send. For
me that is less than two minutes and 8-10 clicks maximum.
Imagine the impact
of a simple request to simply use your influence to create an exception for a
dying man. The political impact of jamming three inboxes and fucking up the
system for a while would be enormous. I posted the request and waited.
Google+ is an
audience of ??? viewers.
Facebook is an
audience of ??? viewers
There are 40,000
Licensees watching,
I was proud to have
3000+ Google friends
and
747 Facebook
friends.
I waited to see how my friends would respond?
I honestly was stupid enough to believe I would get a flood of maybe 50 in the
first couple of hours. Less than one minute after I posted the first Facebook “Like”
came from my site: Bonus people are watching me! Then “Like”s hit both Facebook
comments as well as my mailbox and my expectations of success soared. If each
“Like” meant a Request sent to the Minister and the other two top turkeys: then
there were three top mailboxes jammed full of individual fingers up their ass!
My Heil Harper Salute delivered in person.
I stupidly had not requested any
feedback re sending and I was in the dark for a whole hour before I couldn’t
stand it and I posted a request for anyone who had sent a request to confirm it
by simply sending me a Yup so we could know what was happening.
I already had two acknowledgements, the
Yup’s yielded 3 more and I knew of five
others who had done so. That makes a great bif total of TEN for coming up 3
days now. What makes me so fucking mad is that everyone of you out there who
sent me a “Like” took the time to read my request, to hit the like spot and
probably made a comment of some sort, then just hit the “Ignore!” button and
forgot what I requested!
My question to you
all!
What the fuck is the matter with you
friends anyway? You can’t take time out of your busy schedule posting photos or
links to old news, creating pages (that will do absolutely fuck all) and asking
me to like them, or spouting rants about your problems and composing long
stupid comments?
All it would have taken you, with no
physical effort was take the time to just reach out help a friend who needs it.
No more was required but you people just ignored it or simply don’t give a shit
about others needs, you’re too focused on your own.
I was so disappointed I honestly didn’t
know what to do? Is there anybody listening to me out there? Am I getting
through to anyone? I have been publishing my blog for 2 ½ years now and I very
seldom if ever get any comments or feedback on any of the topics’. What could
be a forum for discussion at the bottom of my posts is just a blank fucking
page.
I was seriously considering walking away
from you all in contempt and focus on my advocacy but that would be letting a
whole bunch of sub-standard friends, who now know I am alive; get away without
some straight goddamned talk about Apathy and their indifference to others needs.I
am talking to you!
I have decided: What I am going to do is
speak my mind, no holds barred, on whatever subject I feel like: pro or
con. If you don’t like it , well I’m
TheSmeeGoanGuy and you can Goan! LOL
I started my blog and advocacy for Medical
Marijuana to reach out and help people find whatever they needed to keep the
home fires burning. I joined Facebook in order to find out WTF was going on
with Medical Marijuana and make contacts to help with my advocacy.
I
simply watched what was happening on Facebook and I was impressed beyond belief.
I thought I’d hit the jackpot. An enormous circling pool of Energy beyond
belief: anger, hostility, fear, hatred, confusion, anxiety, depression,
uncertainty: all the stresses from an infinite number of sources bundled together
in one great big ball of frustration. One problem that was immediately apparent
was that there was no focus for all this emotional power. It expended itself in
a continual discharge of rage over injustice broadcast to all the parties in
the circle of Facebook friends.
Only a very few politically driven groups
had any contact with no impact on any external problem target and nobody was
hammering the Press who were busy ignoring it all. When I was ready I started
my blog, got my ball rolling and then I got distracted from my initial
objective of focusing the latent power of the group into a controllable
discharge of power at a political or ethical problem that needed a boot in the
ass.
Suddenly I was involved in the Kamermans
outrage, and a war with the power groups in play, and a continuously changing
focus as things developed. That is now at an end and I have decided on about 5
problems. Asking Facebook to do something gets fuck all for results. I intent to
verbally bully you into doing what I am ordering or fuck off and keep your
mouth shut. I want to form an Army of typists and techs to do some real things
using using the focused port of modern communication to draw attention and
shame: to above all Harpo. I am going to be the General and I want to recruit
you as a part of my army! What I propose to do is reasonable.
That is all for now. I will be absent for
probably a week or so to write out what I am proposing to do as regards several
rot spots and present my plans to you.
I was so disappointed I could cry but I got
over that! Now I intend to figure out how to lash your asses into line.
While I am composing my Art of Modern
Warfare for Idiots I would like you to look at your index finger and realize it
gives you a power that no other generation has had. It gives you and only you
the power to express your opinion or opposition to what is going on across the country and
the world directly to the asshole you disagree with. You can use the internet
to strike at the enemy and let him know you are pissed off.
You can use it right now! Go ahead! Just
send an e-mail to Harpo or phone his office and tell him to fuck off. It will
be read or heard before they can hit delete and it won’t do much.
Now! What if you can wait for my target and
when told send an e-mail to Mr Xyz at Xyz@asshole.ca
and if you have time tomorrow? call this number (1-800-FUCKEM1) starting early
in the morning.
What if the other 2500 other Warriors o the 4’F’ Battalion of
My Personal “Grin And Bear It Army” all did the same thing.
In one day an
office of a prominent visible opponent will be out of business and incommunicado. Target? Doesn’t
matter: Political, governmental, corporate, commercial, ethical and even
personal targets if justified are all fair game. The Flying Fickle Finger of
Fate Battalion will show no mercy when it strikes
As I said Think About It
I will be back with my Introduction in due
course
Blaine Barrett
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