GOD JUST WASHED HIS HANDS
THE BIBLE HAD IT WRONG
Another Interpretation of Genesis
God and Creation
All we know about Creation and God
is from the memory of Adam: the first guy to rub shoulders with him. God told
Adam that he had created the world as a self sustaining paradise. Adam was
taught to believe God was infallible, but he had it all wrong.
God knew from previous experience
that one or twice, in another eternity even HE had made a couple of very minor errors but that was not going to happen this time!
God checked out the Paradise he had created and it was Perfect!
But?
He knew it was a googol to one shot but if it ever needed
tending? On the spur of the moment he created Adam and Eve and the ability to have
offspring. These would be the custodians and caretakers for his paradise and
nothing could ever go wrong because they and their children would be there to
repair it if it did!
His project completed, he had a
couple of words of parting advice with Adam and Eve and told them not to screw
up because
“VENGEANCE IS MINE”.
He left in a flash of Lightning with
Thunder for emphasis.
He’d be back in a million years or
so to check up on things.
Unfortunately in his snap creation
he made three minor errors.
1.
He
made them with Brains
2.
He
made them with Greed
3.
He
made them like Fucking
Big Mistake!
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I think God came
back about 50 years ago!
HE WAS NOT PLEASED
He sat down on the moon and took a
good hard look at Earth
His Perfect Paradise!
He could almost see through the haze!
He could hear the screams of
victims!
He could almost smell the pollution!
He wanted VENGEANCE
He sat there a long time considering
what options he had.
There really wasn’t much more
punishment to inflict.
They were already heading for a Hell
they created!
He decided to do nothing!
Just
let them learn
Whatsoever a man soweth,
that shall he also reap.
At that point I think he just took a
walk.
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