What’s
Goan On?
Smee all you Guys and Gals
HAPPY NEW YEAR
It’s going
to be an interesting one.
If you’re reading this right now you’re
wondering
“What the hell are these guys up to?”
That’s a good question so I’ll try
and answer it.
But first I’d like you to look at
the guy in your mirror.
Answer one question.
Do the pair of you have anything in
common?
The guy in
there is sick! He’s so damn sick he’s qualified to be a Licensee of the Marihuana
Medical Access Program and what did it get him? Nothing he needed.
He’s
licensed to buy and possess a product that is virtually impossible to find at a
price that he can afford to buy. He’s also been rendered Invisible and
impossible to locate. He has become part of a group that is so secret that
Health Canada won’t even let them know who each other. Licensed buyers can’t
find Licensed Designated Growers
The guy in
there needs help information and a voice. There is nothing available. He’s been
sick for a long time and he’s either broke or able to work part time but the
poverty line in Canada is $21000. The best Pension
combination (for a totally disabled old fart getting maximum OAS and CPP), and
employment in a full time minimum wage job both yield a before tax income of
about $ 18000 a year. If he has more than a one gram a day license he can’t
afford purchase it from the only legal retail source available. A one gram a
day minimum costs 10% of his income and he is screwed. It’s a desperate
situation and he wants to complain so he starts trying to find information as
to how to get his ass out of the grinder and there is none available.
Now the
Harper government intends to turn the now legal growth of both Personal and
Designated Licensees into a Criminal activity. He apparently is trying to
create enough unreported crimes to fill all those unnecessary prisons he’s got
planned. NOT!
The guy in
the mirror has no voice in the matter or any political impact so I decided to
give him a voice and some political clout.
I decided
to create Goan Smee and become The.Smee.Goan.Guy.
I want Goan Smee to be a gathering place and
central locus of information for all Licensees. First I have to find you!
If you have
one thing in common with the guy in the mirror and you want to complain and
bitch and yell and tear your hair out and tell the bastards what they are doing,
you now have a voice doing it for you.
I intend
for The.Smee.Goan.Guy
to be a direct link between the victims on the receiving end of the plans
and the buggers who are doing the planning. My Request for Help was copied to every MP, Every Senator, and every
media and news contact I could Google. All in all, as of this morning I have sent
my package to about 900 recipients who are now opening them. Results should be
interesting, tune in later.
The.Smee.Goan.Guy
is now your voice to Ottawa and it isn’t going to be a nice
voice. The polite protest and deferential approach through channels hasn’t
worked for the ten whole years that they have taken to ignore and fuck up the
program. It’s not just Stevie the Weavil because Brian and Jean chose to ignore
it as well and they set the pattern for all the liars and distorters of truth
that we elect to shit on us.
By good
fortune I have great pride in my skill as a shit disturber. I also have a
facility with words that lets me take some bureaucrats proposal or statement by
using viciously, nastily, sarcastically, insulting, possibly profane common
sense to slice the shit out of his arguments and make him look ridiculous. I am
quite proud of my portrayal of our leader Stephen Harper having a fatal human
flaw when addressing his crowd of sycophants and suckholes with the following
taken from my poem and song “FLATTULENCE”
Our Leader Stephen Harper was up in front the crowd,
Defending his position, arrogant and proud.
He seemed a Super Hero, and almost won our heart,
Then he proved that he was human, he cut an AWFUL fart.
The M.C. turned his back on him,
pretends he wasn't there,
A truly nauseous odour started
rising on the air,
The Coroner's verdict came back
quick, 12 voters died en masse
From consuming too much bullshit,
then inhaling poison gas.
Chorus
Fart, fart, fart, fart, whistle,
bang and wheeze,
Odorous and awful now it floats
upon the breeze.
On that note
I’ll leave you with a
grin
Wondering
What’s next?
You’ll never know what
until you tune in again.
Bookmark me now!
Whatever you find it
won’t be boring!
In closing
I look forward to knowing you
Y’all come back
The.Smee.Goan.Guy
I am glad someone is trying to educate the public on the dirty work of Stephen Harper. I can't imagine anyone being deprived of blood pressure meds or heart meds. I feel that we are being seriously descriminated against.
ReplyDeletemedical is a waste of time. The mmar has been a joke since it was first developed. the old smoke and mirrors trick. the only way to keep people safe is to tax and regulate. too many ruined lives from the brutality of the law. the dictatorship must be brought down. there is desperation in the arguments of the opposition. honesty and integrity will prevail. the lies have been broke down year by year. education saves lives.
ReplyDeletevictims of the war