Rona’s Riotous Reception

Rona’s Riotous Reception

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Ottawa July 17, 2013

Peaceful  Protest Erupts in Violence

Yesterday The MMRP Ladies Auxiliary assembled on Parliament to welcome our new Minister of Health: The Honourable Rona Ambrose.  As such she has been given the task of implementing the commercial boondoggle that Leona Aglukkaq is leaving behind with her mismanagement of the MMAProgram. The group had prepared a short protest note they wished to present regarding the banning of all personal growth.

The announcement was set for 10 AM but the ladies arrived early to secure a front row position. They posed for a group photo to commemorate the event.

The MMRP Ladies Auxiliary

They then engaged in welcoming every new arrival with huge smile. They introduced themselves as advocates for patients, presented an informational brochure to tell what the problems were,  and gave each a welcoming gift an extremely potent and delicious sample of “Mellow Yellow”- Medible #269. Its 75% secret cannabinoids has won world wide acclaim for its benefits. It produces a state of euphoric stress relief: anxiety about the future is replaced by anticipation of pleasure: tactile sensitivity of erogenous zones is magnified many times(Patent Application in process.)

There are 3 common side effects that some people find problematic:

1. Stupid grin and giggle attacks at inappropriate times:

2.A tendency to scream and react badly when their enjoyment is disturbed: and

3. A resent of authority that can erupt in violence if sensed when stoned.

At 9:30 AM the Cops arrived in force to control the terrorist activity CSIS claimed was being promoted on Sacred Government Ground. Their timing couldn’t have been worse. 32 SWAT teams arrived with screaming sirens and disturbed the tranquility of the now stoned audience. They sent spies to penetrate the crowd, single out the Ladies Auxiliary and forcibly tried to remove them from the crowd.  The Ladies having followed Brian Barpile’s Martial Arts posts forcibly resisted, the screaming started and all hell started to break loose.

The remaining Cops tried to kettle the crowd with riot shields and Billy clubs but this mass exertion of authority was too much and side effect #3 kicked in. The riot lasted a full hour and only ended with the arrival and hosing down of the crowd by 4 Water Cannons that cooled tempers and quiet was restored.

There were 213 arrests for a variety of offenses but the large majority (142) were the result of one officer witnessing another getting his balls or ass kicked.   The majority of these will be dismissed if the accused pleads ignorance and claims he didn’t know Cops had Balls.

Further updates will be provided as events develop but these are impossible to predict as they are all controlled by 

Stinkin Stephen’s Thinkin

Go figure

TheSmeeGoanGuy

A Zarathustrian Prediction

I thought all you young fellers out there should have a good peek at your possible path through your future. I can assure you the accuracy of my predictive powers in this regard.  I am now of an advanced age and have traveled the same path to acquire first hand knowledge of the journey and am nearing the finishing chapters myself. To further reassure you of the accuracy of my predictions, I have confirmed each by consulting my Crystal Ball. It’s a beauty. I found it at a garage sale in Whalley I think I’ve traced it all the way back to Merlin and it works like a damn

Read on for enlightenment of your future life and its many benefits

To Honor the Memory of My Master

 

I present

Man's Age, as Determined by a Trip to Home Depot

The Shape of Things to Come

You are in the middle of a few projects at your home: putting in a
 new fence, painting the basement walls, putting in a new garden. You
 are hot and sweaty, covered in dust, lawn clippings, dirt and paint.
 You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit -- shorts with
 the hole in the crotch, old T-shirt with a stain from who-knows-what,
 and an old pair of tennis shoes.

 Right in the middle of these projects you realize you need to run to
 Home Depot for supplies.

Depending on your age you might do the following:

 *In your 20s:*

 Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow dry your hair,
 brush your teeth, floss and put on clean clothes.
 Check yourself in the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite
 cologne because, you never know, you just might meet some hot chick
 while standing in the checkout line.

 And yes, you went to school with the pretty girl running the register.

*In your 30s:*

 Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts and shirt.

Change your  shoes.
 You married the hot chick so no need for much else.
 Wash your hands and comb your hair. Check yourself in the mirror.
 Still got it.
 Add a shot of your favorite cologne to cover the smell.

 The cute girl running the register is the kid sister to someone you
 went to school with.

 *In your 40s:*

 Stop what you are doing. Put on a sweatshirt that is long enough to
 cover the hole in the crotch of your shorts.
 Put on different shoes and a hat. Wash your hands.

Your bottle of Brute is almost empty, so don't waste any of it on a trip to

Home  Depot.
 Check yourself in the mirror and do more sucking in than flexing.

 The hot young thing running the register is your daughter's age and
 you feel weird about thinking she's spicy.

 *In your 50s:*

 Stop what you are doing. Put on a hat. Wipe the dirt off your hands
 onto your shirt. Change shoes because you don't want to get dog crap
 in your new sports car. Check yourself in the mirror and swear not to
wear that shirt anymore because it makes you look fat.

 The cutie running the register smiles when she sees you coming and
 you think you still have it. Then you remember -- the hat you have on
 is from Bubba's Bait & Beer Bar and it says, 'I Got Worms '

 *In your 60s:*

 Stop what you are doing. No need for a hat any more. Hose the dog
 crap off your shoes. The mirror was shattered when you were in your
 50s. You hope you have underwear on so nothing hangs outta

 the hole in  your pants.

 The girl running the register may be cute but you don't have your
 glasses on, so you're not sure.

 *In your 70s:*

 Stop what you are doing. Wait to go to Home Depot until the drug
 store has your prescriptions ready too.

Don't even notice the dog crap on your shoes.

 The young thing at the register stares at you

and

you realize your  balls are hanging out the hole in your crotch.

 *In your 80s:*

 Stop what you are doing. Start again. Then stop again. Now you

remember you need to go to Home Depot. Go to Wal-Mart instead.
 You went to school with the old lady greeter.

 You wander around trying to remember what you are looking for. Then
 you fart out loud and think someone called your name.

 *In your 90s & beyond:*

 What's a home deep hoe? Something for my garden?

Where am I? Who am I?  Why am I reading this?
 Did I send it? Did you?

Who farted?

A Validation of Judgment and Correction of Bullshit

Truth v. Lies

One Example of Each

I began advocating for Dr. Rob Kamermans now just over a year and a half ago. I hope that I have provided all my readers with a clear picture of who he is. He’s a man of great character and an asset to his community who has been unfairly slandered. I’ve asserted this many times in this blog but my estimation of his social value and contribution has been validated by a very recent report in the online source of Hastings County local news:

www.BancroftThisWeek.com.

It was written by Barbara Shaw. She is the only reporter with factual first hand knowledge of Dr. Kamermans, she knows the community of Coe Hill and Hastings County, and she knows the entire saga of this atrocity better than anybody. She is the one who broke the news of his arrest back on Jan 27, 2012 and she’s been watching ever since. Barbara wrote this 3 days ago so you’re not going to get anything newer.
http://www.bancroftthisweek.com/2013/07/03/doctor-forced-to-sell-property.
That pretty much handles Judgment: Now for the Truth.
One nasty thing that has haunted this whole Kamermans problem since its inception is the slander by the cops regarding the huge amount of money he got from repeating his dastardly crime! He illegally signed 4100 applications and charged enormous fees ranging into the thousands. They invented and fostered the image of him as a millionaire with huge cash stash he can’t reveal to the cops or he’ll lose that enormous gigantically humongous pile of his filthy proceeds of crime. It would seem the Cops that started and propagated that slanderous bullshit lie never took any lessons in common sense or elementary Mathematics. He following simple exercise combining common sense, Mathematic and logic destroys that bullshit.

When Rob came to Canada he was not a rich man. He was successful, had a couple of properties with mortgages in the USA. He brought about $150K worth of cash, valuables and his professional skills to Coe Hill. He began his practice and was successful in building it up over the course of the next years and created his clinic in the process. In addition to his Coe Hill clinic he also successfully obtained two ER Physician positions. By 2012 he had built his income to about the $500,000 per annum level.

What no-one takes into account is that in the course of building his income he used it to leverage a mortgage load of about $400K re his Combined US and Canadian properties. Rob estimates that he made about $600K from his signing which seems believable as his average charge over the 4100 signatures was in the $150 range. All of that money was plowed back into his property and business as follows:

Item	Amount
Total amount of “Criminal” income	$600K
Less mortgages	-$400K
Less practice expansion and farm	-$125K
Less a tractor to work it	-$30K
Less local labor and materials	-$50K
Surplus “Criminal” income	-0-

 At the time of his arrest all his money was invested in Coe Hill, and he had a little cash, but he had an income of 500K and probably could have afforded the costs of his defense and survival if that had not been intentionally sabotaged by the Cops. Sergeant Rob Henderson’s unnecessary arrest and handcuffing in an ER mid-shift killed both ER positions, his practice has died, and his total income reduced to his and Mary’s combined old Age Pensions. He had to mortgage and encumber property in order to get bail for them both, ;His banks have cancelled his accounts and credit cards. He has had no income for over a year and his legal fees have to be ridiculous. Lawyers are all greedy bastards.

At this point the Kamermans have had no real income to simply support themselves much less the cost of their defense against ridiculous charges.

They’ve really hit rock bottom when they have to start selling their beloved clinic.
And that is where it is at.
Blaine

TheSmeeGoanGuy