Physician to Felon in One Fell
Swoop
The
Theory
Big Pharma decided to stop Marijuana
Legalization.
Kamermans is simply ``Collateral
Damage``
You may not agree
but
You will have to admit there’s a Baad smell
here.
It involves all the Power
players:
It all began in The Corporate
offices of the Worlds Pharmaceutical Companies - one of the largest assemblages
of power in history: A cooperating conglomerate of International Corporations
who wield more money than half the Governments in UN. That is the reality of
the foremost opponent of the legalization of Marijuana. They wouldn’t even be
interested if it was just an effective Addictive Recreational Drug and was only
a competitor to alcohol and Tobacco. Unfortunately drug sales will plummet with
legalization because Pot is cheap!
Lobbyists are contacted and
the objectives outlined- these are highly paid slime balls who will work for
any body willing to pay big bucks for bullshit and bribes. They’ve got some of
the best liars in the world and their business is to cultivate MP’s and high
level bureaucrats: attempt to establish a “You scratch my ass and I’ll kiss yours” relationship. It’s designed
to create the exchange of Favours: money and influence; then the hints start.
The Government: Every Member
of Parliament who is subjected to their deceptive approach, sooner or later
realizes that there is one great big in hook in their friendship. If he doesn’t
play the game: Any large contribution to his re-election campaign is simply
chicken change to the big boys. They could switch it from his campaign to that
of his opponent at the snap of somebody’s fingers. All he has to do apply a
little pressure on his boss.
The Prime Minister’s Office
suddenly gets a whole raft of complaints from his caucus of Harpocrits complaining
there is problem with this marijuana legalization thing. Somehow it has to be
ended and we have to control grow ops and the unknown costs and possible
medical consequences. The Member is now playing the game. He is fully aware
that there is another level of Lobbyist who deals with international relations.
These guys are like Secretaries of State for big Pharma. They flit around the
globe and lobby the Big Boys: the Presidents, the Prime Ministers, the Dictators
(no matter their record while in power) and the top levels advisors are all
targets for a little friendly get together and chit chat.
Every MP who plays the game knows
the PM Stewey
(short
for Stupid) Barker is already clued in and he’s interested
but, before he commits he’s already told his advisor to marshal his
troops and prime the pump: subtly blackmail the caucus into support. No problem,
money talks. That being accomplished, he decides to please his benefactors and
retain their support by simply stalling legalization until after the
next election, Stu now calls in the appropriate members of his cabinet to help
him pull off and conceal what turns out to be a massive illegal intrusion into the personal privacy of a
couple of thousand medical patients.
Stewey first called in Fiona Advocaat: Minister of Health, for
advice. The boys at the helm of this obstruction of Legalization had indicated
that the Medical Marijuana aspect of this problem merited particular attention,
so Stewie just gave her a cloud of bullshit as justification and asked if there
was some way to sabotage the Program and dodge responsibility for its failure.
Fiona is delighted. She has
no reason to object to its loss: The Marihuana Medical
Access Program has been a pain in her ass ever since she got the
damned thing. She already had her answer ready. “Create a deterrent that will
stop all doctors from
approving Applications”!
Finding a doctor to sign
their Application for Medical Marijuana had already become the biggest obstacle
facing any applicant. Doctors faced vague Regulations, legal uncertainty, a
possible risk of liability and the perceived disapproval of the Canadian
Medical Association. The large majority of physicians were already unwilling to
jeopardize their future by signing. All that had to be done was set an example
of one of the physicians who was
willing to take the risk. All we need is somebody to crucify: But who and how
to do it? She got to work.
Selecting a victim was easy. All they did was go to
the Top Secret data bank, Ranked the physicians in order of number of
applications signed.
Then they just about crapped.
“Jesus Christ, Look how many he
wrote!”
Not many doctors signed more
than a half dozen applications but this guy signed hundreds. Find out who he is
and how we can get at him. Get in touch with the local cops in this Coe Hill,
never heard of it, and see what they know about this Doctor. Is he vulnerable?
Fiona told Stewey: Let me do
some work, I’ve got a perfect manager in mind, my Deputy Minister Slenda
Grates. She’s got hooks into the whole Medical Community and she slings spin
with the best of them. She can sell this to the CMA.
Stewey now calls in his best
connivers and conspirators for advice:
- Rab Snickerson: Minister of Justice for his skill in controlling legal shit and
- Sick Nose: Minister of
Public Safety for his expertise Privacy and Lies
Stewie tells them he needs
to destroy a doctor who advocates Medical Marijuana and has signed hundreds of
applications but there’s a problem: he hasn’t done anything wrong. We’d love to
look in all those files, the names, locations, every municipality in Canada wants grow-op location and we could throw them all a
bone but all those files are Medical Files and Confidential. How can we get
into them?
Nickerson immediately replied, “if we don’t say what we did there’s no problem.
Simple invasion of privacy; Sick knows all about that. Even if we’re caught and
sued we can stall until hell freezes over or simply do the Sick Nose thing
about privacy, plead guilty and stupid, apologise, return the files, pay off
the patients and it’s over. In the meantime it’s all digitalized and we can
make as many copies of all the personal crap as we want. I don’t see much of a
problem if we all keep our mouths shut like G20. It will be over and behind us
in no time.
Minister of Public Safety Sick Nose
interrupted: “The
Cops are no problem. They love overtime, bully boy games and they keep their
mouth shut. All we have to do is say OK, boys, here we go again. We would like
you RCMP and the OPP to work together and pull a repeat of G8/20 tactics and
ensure complete silence about it. We’ve got a big problem if this legalization
goes through and so do you: Job Security and Staff cuts!
There’s a Doctor out in the
bush north of Belleville who is a major concern because of the number of
applications he’s signed for Medical Marijuana and he’s got to go.
For the time being we want
you to just lay the groundwork. Set him up. Have your professional snoops dig
up enough dirt to support any criminal charge related to trafficking or any
other drug related charge. The evidence doesn’t have to be that good just lots
of it: allegations from tokers, dealers, growers, photo’s, receipts, or plain
bullshit. Follow him for a couple of months and build up a fat file. When it’s
big enough we’ll take it to some lazy ass judge who will just look at the size
of the file, not what it contains, and sign a warrant. That will get you a
legal search warrant for his medical records. Take a SWAT Team for combined
drug squads and arrest this Doctor. Storm his office, arrest him, take his
files and then refuse to say another goddamn word to anybody except badmouth
him. We’ll tell you when.
We’ll take care of all the
stuff we want for evidence and you guy can have unlimited access to his files
for as long as you want. You can record the identities of every Medical
Marijuana patient he OK’d, names, addresses, where they were going to grow
their crops and details of their illnesses, all open to nose around and distort
and snicker over.
Sick Nose didn’t bother to tell them they are going to commit
a crime. It’s a legal warrant for the Doctors’ Records but not for the
contents. These are separate private files each of which requires a warrant and
just cause. No big deal. Oops, It’s just an honest mistake, we did it, we
apologize, end of problem. So how do we keep the lid on Mr. Press Secretary?
Press Secretary: I don’t think
that will be too much problem, I checked him out before I came and he’s got a
record of wandering all over the place
and he’s a do gooder but he never stays long and he’s a little weird. We
are extremely fortunate in having him living out in the boondocks. If he was in
a major city like Toronto or Vancouver he’d be well known and you’d have a couple of
thousand stoners screaming and near riots. Coe Hill is at the end of nowhere
and news coverage is limited to one small area with no population to speak of:
a narrow strip of nothing north of Belleville to just North of Bancroft. There’s only one local
paper that nobody reads and we can easily seal it off from the national news scene.
A few hints all the major
Media News networks, Paper or air, that their access to all Barker Government
news would all be second hand and that a huge part their medical related
advertising could vanish will suffice to keep them in line.
We don’t think the old guy
will pose much of a problem; he’s over retirement age he’s just made a pisspot
full of money with all those applications. He’ll just sit it out until he gets
in front of a judge and talks his way out of it, and that can be remanded ad
infinitum. Then he gets off and we get shit. Big deal! I’ve got broad shoulders
and that could buy us a couple of years.
Prime Minister Stewey Barker said: Only one problem remains: Medical Confidentiality
and that is being taken care of. The Medical Communities Milk Cow is getting
sick. All of the money connected to research related to pharmaceutical
company’s benevolent auspices as well as all the gratuities and thank you’s
handed out to physicians at large by Sales Reps was in peril. There was a hand
on the tap handle. The CMA can’t oppose the damage to their membership and
they’ll swing into line. It’s just a question of whether they’ll just agree to
ignore the problem and if the reward is enough help support us by condemning
this Criminal Behaviour.
Prime Minister Barker smiled
and said “I think it’s a done deal. Get it moving. I’ll let you know when it’s
time”.
January
26, 2012 somebody pushed the start button and the SWAT team stormed Dr.
Kamermans Office.
They made a serious mistake.
They don’t
know the man they picked to victimize.
I Do!
&
I’m going to tell you about the man they are
sacrificing.
Soon!
Blaine Barrett
