A Call to Arms for Growers (Part 1)
It seems I
have to apologize to you, my readership again. My critical insensitive partner
and chief marijuana advisor just rapped my knuckles. He says I’ve departed from
my primary focus on marijuana growth and launched off on a legal/medical/cop/secrecy
tangent. Well, he’s right but I’m a stubborn SOB and I don’t go away, I’m
staying there until I get answers, but:
While I
wait for them I’m getting back on track with a warning to anybody with the
intention of Growing Pot Legally. That’s right-“Legally”.
It doesn’t
matter when or how we get there, it’s supposedly a given that sometime in the
future we will actually have the right to grow pot granted us by the Federal government.
That may be but I’m afraid I’ve got bad news and good advice for anybody
intending to capitalize on the opportunities appearing on the horizon. Put on
the brakes and listen up. There is an enemy waiting for you and you’re living
right there under its fangs.
It doesn’t
matter how you get it but:
You just opened the
envelope and there it is: your Health Canada Grow op license
What now?
Well guys
at this point you come face to face with the monster; City Hall.
From the
lack of comment or awareness on the Web, nobody’s really taking a good hard
look at the feasibility of growing pot under city Ordnance and by-law but right
now you’re all at the same start line. Doesn’t matter what resources you have
available, you now have to find a place to grow the stuff. Then you have to go
to City Hall and apply for Municipal License to grow it. Good Goddamn Luck. You
are now in a game with a baffling bullshit bureaucracy who has been planning
for this with great anticipation:
probably for the last several years. They’ve laid out the nastiest
vindictive set of obstructions imaginable and you are going to have to overcome
them all. I’m not bullshitting you and here is the proof.
In the way
back past, I had a post, I Got a Reply
from City Hall that provides us with a warning if we’re only
smart enough to recognize it.
That is now
found at
The reply I
received was a set of three documents that makes marijuana growth only possible
on a Commercial scale that can be attained by only the very rich and (cynically) friends of Harpo.
The three
documents are:
1. City of Surrey Controlled Substance Property Bylaw 2006 No 15820 A Bylaw to regulate, prohibit or impose requirements respecting controlled substance properties. ADOPTED by the Council on 13th day of February, 2006. A
2. CITY OF SURREY BY-LAW NO 17410 A by-law to license and regulate the cultivation and production of Medical Marijuana ADOPTED by the Council on 27th day of June, 2011.
3. CITY OF SURREY MEDICAL MARIJUANA PRODUCTION LICENSE APPLICATION FORM Unknown Date of origin
All three
of these documents are available in the bottom three paged to the right of this
text.
The first
step in the process to legal growth now is the Application. 99% of you
considering growing won’t have a hope in hell of meeting the requirements: + or
– 1%.
Pay
attention because it doesn’t matter where you live in this country, the Surrey
Laws are the model for all municipalities to restrict and control Marijuana. Surrey’s infamous Fire Chief Len Garis and
his national cohorts have used the past six years to spread their vile bullshit
and lies to every Mayor and Fire Chief in the country. I can’t find it again
but there’s actually a template on the Web somewhere out there. The guys who
dreamed up this application for has to have been Machiavelli’s prime student.
The son of a bitch has really covered tall the bases.
Take a look
at it and cringe
Page One
isn’t too bad but then at the bottom they require one minor detail more
** Property must be 2
hectares (5 acres) or larger before agricultural or horticultural use permitted
Bummer! Oh
well: If that’s not a problem for you now we come to page two.
I hope you
did a great deal of planning because now they want
- Dimensional floor plan of Medical Marijuana Cultivation Facility (must be enclosed within a non-dwelling building.
- Ventilation plan (must include how system prevents any offensive odour from leaving building)
- Prevention of harmful mould growth plan
- Remediation plan
- Security and lighting plan (must include monitored alarm system)
- Electrical, lighting & equipment plan including electrical distribution plan & demand load
- Storage plan
- Medical Marijuana disposal plan (must include how non-used plant material is disposed of)
- Designated-Person Production License (Additional Check List)
- Delivery plan (to patients)
- Security camera use and placement plan
- Neighbourhood responsibility plan
- Medical Marijuana disposal plan
Criminal Record check
(NOTE: any previous
convictions for offences under the Controlled Drugs & Substances Act may
result in this application being refused)
Written permission from
property owner (if tenant is holder of license
If by some
miracle you can get past this point you now have the problem of the bylaws to
contend with, you know, just another minor detail
SCHEDULE A
Fees and Service Costs
Fees
1. Special safety inspection, including
initial property research, the posting of a notice of inspection and the
initial inspection
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$3,920.00
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2. After the initial inspection, each
additional inspection, per inspection
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$643.00
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3. For a subsequent inspection if the
owner or occupier has failed to undertake an action by the Fire Chief, the
Council or a person authorized under the bylaw to order the action
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$643.00
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4. Shutting off a water service
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$117.00
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5. Re-connecting a water service
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$117.00
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6. Re-inspecting and re-sealing a water
service after alteration or tampering
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$643.00
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7. All applicable permit fees payable
under applicable City bylaws.
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Service
Costs
The following service costs apply under
this bylaw:
1. Item (a) in the definition of
service costs – administration and overhead
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$343.00
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2. Items (b) through (i) in the
definition of service costs
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Actual cost to the City
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PLEASE NOTE!
All
fees are subject to applicable taxes.
I don’t
like dumping on other people’s plans but reality is reality and can’t be
avoided. No-one knows the future for certain but the Laws and By-Laws already
in place can’t be circumvented.
To bring
this to conclusion, I suggest you ask your City Hall what they have planned for your reception as
a potential grower. I don’t know what you will find but I suspect
the By-Laws you encounter will reflect the Surrey Model in having deterrent requirements
beyond the reach of the majority of applicants, like:
- A minimum 5 acres to grow your crop in or on,
- Multiple plans in ridiculous detail that takes months to prepare (10+?)
- About $5000 for an initial start to the process, and
- Piss pot full of money to pay for what must now follow!
Preparing a
By-Law compliant premise and that isn’t going to be easy.
Now, if you
haven’t depression-ed out by this point and given the whole idea up, I suggest
you now look at Surrey’s two By-Laws and please control your nausea.
I’m ending
this now but there will be a continuation in an upcoming post. Knowing what we
are up against, we now know what has to be changed, and I have some ideas
simmering on the back burner.
Until the Blaine Barrett